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I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect.
- George Burns

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of.
- Jane Austen

The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on. It is never any use to oneself.
- Oscar Wilde

It is not worth an intelligent man's time to be in the majority. By definition, there are already enough people to do that.
- GH Hardy

My method is to take the utmost trouble to find the right thing to say, and then to say it with the utmost levity.
- George Bernard Shaw